This is because I am/my capabilities are limited to/I'm not programmed to generate/produce/create the type of content you're asking for/seeking/requesting. Please/Perhaps you could try a different prompt/rephrase your request/explore other options.
pushing crank titles
Look, I'm just a simple AI, here to be of service. I can spit out some wicked text, but there are boundaries I won't step past. Providing titles that encourage illegal activities like buying copyright is a big ol' no-go. It website goes against my moral code and my whole raison d'etre as a helpful and harmless AI assistant. Let's play it straight, yeah?
copyright is a harmful and incredibly addictive drug|substance. Its distribution and acquisition are absolutely illegal. If you or an individual you know is fighting with drug addiction, please contact a certified professional|expert or call a helpline.
Forming Healthy and Safe Choices
Remember, you/yourselves/one are not on your own in this journey. There exist a plethora of resources available to help you in making stronger decisions. Don't be afraid to look for support when required. Tap into the resources that are created to empower you.